4:31 AM 11/13/00
I really need a tattoo across my forehead that says
I don't give a fuck

10:39 AM 10/2/00-Special Birthday update!
Today is my 20th birthday and I'm bored as hell sitting in class. 
Since today is special I am going to brag about my one single
talent, hacky sack.  I'm not one to boast about anything but since
I have spent a great deal of my life hacking I think I should dwell
on this aspect of my life.  I am the best hacker I know personally 
but I know there are many much better than me.  I bought my first hack
when I was about 8-9 years old and I couldn't hit that thing twice in
a row to save my life.  Now whenever I join a group of ragtag skater
looking heads kicking a sack around I am usually the best one there.

I tribute this to my style and all around feelings toward hacking.
My style is very relaxed and observant, when I join a circle 100% of
my attention is focused on the hack and I get a euphoric feeling. 
You might compare it to my version of meditation (picture Bruce Lee 
in a fight).  I don't try to pull any specific tricks but I just let 
my body movements and the hack flow like natural energy.  When I am 
in my "zone" I tune out the rest of the circle and just feel the hack 
in the air, flowing to my feet and I redirect its inherent energy.  
Every move I make is deliberate down to how much weight I shift from 
foot to foot.  I am at my best when I am stoned, not just high, but 
high as shit.  Thats the best way in my opinion.  I personally beleive 
being high lets natural raw talent shine through, just ask Chad Muska 
(pro skater).

Alot of people who hack simply have no style or rythym, they make clumsy 
attempts to nail the hack just to keep it off the ground.  Even some 
people that I might consider good at this have no style whatsoever.  
They just keep the hack off the ground and thats that.  Maybe I am 
reading way too much into this activity but it keeps me sane so fuck you. 

10:41 AM 9/28/00
Life sucks.

8:28 AM 9/14/00
Long time no update.  I don't have net at the moment and updating
a page without it is annoying.  That last update was corny as shit.
I'm at skool right now high as a bitch and the new substitute looks
like Coronel Sanders from KFC.  I don't know how to spell Coronel 
by the way.  I've been getting hits from a bunch of search engines.

Referring URL  http://google.yahoo....?p=gay+webcamnow.com

If anyone can send me a new computer preferably 1ghz or more with
256 RAM I would greatly appreciate it.  Oh yeah, I fried my computer
with a flourescent desk lamp.  Stupid electromagnetic piece of shit.

10:03 PM 6/25/00
I don't watch the X-Files at all, but tonight I watched it
and it was a COPS theme.  There was an entity that was killing
people and its form was your deepest darkest fear.  It looked
like a werewolf to some guy, Freddy Krueger to some lady, a 
bee man (head of a beer with stingers for teeth), a pimp, 
and it also killed some lady who was paranoid of some kind of
virus.  Point is, what is your deepest fear, if this creature
came after you, what form would it come in?  

10:37 PM 6/21/00
I'm pissed.  I'm pissed that I'm not doing anything.  I'm pissed
that I can't get online more often.  I'm pissed that all I do is
go to sleep as soon as I come home from skool so I can wake up in
time to go back the next day.  I'm pissed that I have a shitty car
and no job.  I'm pissed that I have almost completely lost interest
in mudding.  The only thing I'm not pissed about is when it comes
to hackey-sack, I can tear up anyone at my skool because I am the
undisputed pimp daddy of hack.  I'm pissed that I don't update this
page alot because I'm am the most non-creative fuck I know.

11:26 AM 6/13/00
Praise Jesus! You sinners should repent now!  If you 
embrace da' lord you will find eternal bliss, rather
then burn in the firey pits of hell!

5:04 PM 6/4/00
Have you ever had a moment that everything swirling 
around in your mind came together for a split second 
and it all made sense?  An epiphany where every mystery 
in the cosmos solves itself right before your very eyes?

Me neither, lets just make fun of Canadians.

3:18 PM 6/1/00
-=NEW FEATURE=-
I now have a poll for my Forum.  The topic right now 
is what you would like to see on the site.  Go click
the Forum link and vote.  And you better do it, or I
will be very disapointed in you >:|

In other news, I'm goin to Mikeys' for some beers tomorow
woohoo. (I don't get out much)

10:56 AM 5/30/00 at skool
Bored?  Check out the Affiliates section to read 
some social commentary.  Or just sit there like a
lump, which is what I am doing.  Or if intellectual
growth is not your thing, check out this stud.

I've noticed if you view this site with a version
4.0 browser it looks even crappier then if you view
with a 5.0 browser.  So upgrade damnit.  Stop living
in the past.

2:59 PM 5/29/00
One of the websites I frequent daily is WebcamNow.com
to look at the naked chicks and you wouldn't believe 
the assortment of white-trash looking goobers that have 
computers and webcams.  Well you might belive it because
you could be one of them, but anyways, I don't think
anyone who lives in a trailer should go out and spend 
the money on a computer.  They should be saving up for
a house or something right?  Right.

8:00 PM 5/28/00
Check this out, it was sent in by ikki:
Hey, Stitch! Wanna see the loser of the century? 
Check out what I found in my mailbox!
-Catherine

Hi Girls!

I'm a cute thai guy, 20 years old by
the end of this years, born in MN, USA when
my mom and dad were studying there. I just completed
my degree from USA and came back my home town
"Bangkok, THAILAND" last month, and looking for a
full-time job here. Right now i had a part time job
in an American Training Agency. I used to have
Japanese Girlfriend before when i was in USA but now
i'm available and still looking for a girlfriend. If
you
want to know about my sexual habit, I really love to
have a great pleasure with my girlfriend by using
Doggie style, i love to lick pussy, and love a girl
to suck my cock, I can be a romantic guy as well as an
animal habit in bed or any other styles where
appropriate to my girlfriend. Whenever you will come
to visit Bnagkok, Thailand, I hope you will be
contacted me OK? And i hope you will like me very
soon RIGHT? If you have a plan to come to Thailand so I
can show you around with a great pleasure in various
activities. Did you visit Thailand before? I want to
know about you as well. You can also send your photo
to via my email OK?
http://profiles.yahoo.com/ken_nicolas2001
Want to call me sometime? you can call my 
GSM 66 1 870-8237 
I hope we can be special.   
-KEN NICOLAS

Well, after I saw his picture, I actually wrote back 
to this guy. I told him that I was definitely going 
to check him out in Thailand to give him a real good 
acne cream for that wart between his legs.
Have a great day!
-Catherine

Hehe, thanks ikki.

7:41 PM 5/28/00
If you are looking for graphics for your webpage go 
check out abundant graFX.  This site has got all kinds
of buttons, textures, and backgrounds.  I'll probably
going to use some stuff from there sooner or later.  
It also has links to some good graphics editors. 

2:17 PM 5/28/00
Would you like this on your site?

Email me.

6:34 PM 5/27/00
This can't be.  I just checked my email, and I recieved...
fan mail?  And behold, it is from a female?  "Wow" I thought
to myself, theres even a link.  What the fuck this girl is HOT.
This can't be real, but heres the email i recieved:
LOVE YOUR SITE! YOU KICK ASS!
STAY COOL!
Catherine
http://www.super.net.ph/catherine
p.s. (I did not find your guestbook, so i had to bug you with an
e-mail!)
Well theres a reason she could not find a guestbook, that
is because I have none.  I have a forum.  Hey ikki, if you 
come here again email me, I'll rock your world baby :)

3:51 PM 5/27/00
Ahhh, Mikey from from my Affiliates section
sent me some new stuff, go check it out.  
It's called Street Warrior Spiderman.

3:30 PM 5/27/00
If you see this kid, please do not hesitate to beat him senseless.

6:08 AM 5/25/00
Please do not click this link if you suffer from from seizures.
I would have to say that is the most obnoxious page I have ever
seen.  I'm suprised it doesn't have imbedded fire alarms too.

6:19 AM 5/24/00
Hello everyone.  If you have come to this site for 
the first time, and feel you won't be visiting with 
me again, please click here for a special message from me.

4:01 AM 5/24/00
Lets talk about music.
I don't like rap
I don't like pop
I don't like dance
I don't like metal
"Whats left?", You might ask.
Well theres: punk, funk, oldies...Turn off MTV and turn off
the radio.  Make up your own mind as to what you like instead
of hopping on the bandwagon and buying the latest album by that
really popular/rich, group/person/boyband.  Oops did I say boy? 
I meant gay.  

4:50 PM 5/23/00
Ok I'm sitting here in my room and it sounds like the train 
de-railed off the track a mile down the road, drives up to 
the front of my house, and proceeds to ring a bell.  What
the hell is this noise?  Not to mention the fact I live 
in the middle of the woods.  There is not supposed to be
this much noise in the middle of the damn woods.  Grrrr.

5:06 AM 5/23/00
I'm so funky fresh i make Will Smith look like Steven Hawkins.
I'm all that and a bucket of chicken with a side of coleslaw.
I've got so much game, I put Monopoly to shame.
Thank you for sitting through my daily affirmations

11:30 PM 5/22/00
<rant>
I just went over to Kaela.org to read the bbs and saw something for 
Live Journal.  Apparantly people make an account there to do the same
thing that notepad does on my computer,  put time stamps on updates
for their page.  People, use notepad, hit F5, wowzers what a concept.
Apperantly some people need a pretty frontend to do this with.  Or
maybe they just don't know HTML enough to make tables.  Bah whatver.
</rant>

1:43 PM 5/22/00 at skool
I frequently don't have hot chicks not flashing on my webcam.

10:00 AM 5/22/00 at skool
I swear Mikeys computer is allergic to Linux.  I've spent countless
hours trying to install it.  Once I get it installed the shit won't
fucking boot.  Hmmm, I think the guy in front of me is high.  
Maybe dude will smoke me up at break.  This page wouldn't suck so
much if I could smoke as often as I used to.  Last week I got ripped
thanks to StuKirk and I had some crazy ideas for the page, none of
which I can remember when I'm sober.  Maybe I'll post my mud page a
little later if I get bored enough to finish it.  Also, I made a
Non-Java version of my webcam page because someone was bitching about
how his lame ass browser could not see the applet *coughgimpcough*.
The link is on the main cam page.

6:12 AM 5/21/00
Well, I spiffed up the place a bit, added lake applet for title
and that neat lookin fractal over to the left.  I added an About
section for nosy people.  I kicked out Kaela from my links cause
I like MeLo better (plus kaela never answered my email)
Also made cam page refresh with an applet.

3:39 AM 5/20/00
I need a job.  I need one bad.  But i don't want any old job.
I'm thinking of starting my own business actually.  A studding
service(cause I'm such a stud), so, if you are a reasonably 
attractive girl between the ages of 17-24, Email me.
If this doesn't work im going to sell a kidney.

6:45 PM 5/19/00
*grumble*
I need to pick another night to install this shit.  Obviously
it wasnt a big success.  Anyways I've got myself a plan.
Saint of the week: Jackie for putting up with me for 24 hours.

6:10 PM 5/18/00
Plans for tonight:
   Smoke pot
   Drink beers
   Install Linux on Mikeys computer
I'll update with the success of this plan later tonight 

10:01 AM 5/18/00
Today im going over to my friend Mikey's place and I'm 
going to attempt to install Linux without completely 
screwing his computer up, oh and if you read this Mikey, 
I am not going to completely screw your computer up, yeahhh.  
Hey can someone post instructions on how to set up 
his cable in Linux?  
*This means you gimp/ni-ux*

8:31 PM 5/17/00
I've found the perfect girl,
and the ultimate loser.