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The Word Eh I've found this useful "thing" to help you if you are ever *shudder* lost in Canadia(sic) and you have no idea what the hell them bastards are talking about. EH= pronounced AY (similar but not the same as huh) Eh is a useful word that is very important and is the basis of all Canadian communications.It is used in conjunction with other words, or simply by itself. The tone or the slight difference in exclamations also changes the meaning. Eh= what did you say? Eh?= what do you think EH?= something to say just to end a sentence Eh!!= WOW!! EH!?= what do you mean? Eh??= your joking!!!?? EH!!= Hello..you off in the distance!!! Eh?= want a donut? Eh!= sure!! Eh!Eh!= coffee double cream too please! Eh?= what you say when you realize you have no money to pay for it Eh..cmon eh?= asking them to let you pay for it next time. hey..eh!= want to go to the drive in movie?? Eh...uhuh= yes sure! Eh..y'know= Ill pick you up at 8 Eh..cmon!!= well thats early..but ok Eh..wanna?eh?= lets fool around EHHHHHHH= sounds coming from the car hey..um..er eh...= Im pregnant EH?????????= how did that happen? EHHehhEHHehhEHHH= sounds from the delivery room EHHH ehh EHHH ehh= babys first cry Ehh..whadya think eh?= marry me There was an Australian, a Canadian and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriage and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Australian were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Canadian had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Canadian was thinking: 'That Aussie fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The Canadian fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Aussie and got slapped for it.' And the Australian was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that Canadian bastard again .'
This was posted on the 50 megs bbs in response to these statistics. It is the Canadian Prime minister himself! REALLY! Jean Q. Chretien posted 05-23-2000 02:26 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Important Message from the P.M.O Ok, Eh, dis is Jean Q. here! Who's da person what gives you those numbers, eh? Was it that trubblemaker, Bouchard? I should have kicked his udder leg! For the official Record, from Stats Canada, from a census taken in 1953, which has just now been analysed:
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