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This depends entirely on what substance you're talking about. If it's the standard, you know, um.. yeah, well, who really cares? (Salt, mm.) Let's get to the important spitting and swallowing! Here's my little Guide of sorts on the subject: Poison: Duh. Spit it out, or better yet, don't put it in your mouth in the first place. Toothpaste: Spit. Swallowing that stuff causes stomach cancer, I'm told. (But what doesn't cause cancer anymore?) Food: It depends. If it's a slug or something that you are being forced to eat in some kind of dare, just spit it out, no one needs to eat a slug. (Unless you get some sort of cool prize for going through with it, like a slinky!) If it's normal, good food, just swallow, come on, you know you want to. Text: Spit, spew, let it out, don't swallow it, that would be foolish. Odds are no matter what the subject matter, or if there really isn't one at all, someone will like it, so just go with it. Spittle: Swallow it, because if you don't you're blood will turn to stone and you'll shrink to the size of a pea. Not to mention no one wants to watch you spitting your little spits everywhere, so just quit it okay? Chewing Gum: Swallow. What? You're supposed to spit it out? According to my Aunt I've got a couple hundred packs sitting in my stomach. Naaaaah. :) That is my incomplete and unofficial Guide to Spitting and Swallowing. I can only hope it will save a few lives, or something.
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